Chief Medical Officer Wants Docs to Sign with a Sine Wave

Doctor Can't Take Board Exam, Got Wrong Coffee.

Scientist Discovers New Hormone: Say-What-Tatonin

Podiatrist Will Know When to Cross Toes

Hospital Encourages Frivolous Chit Chat

Hospital Explores Asymptotes to Improve Metrics

Prompt Proper Payments Promotes Poised Payer Plans

Doctor Refuses to Round Unless Pushed in Stroller

Nephrologist Creates Water Hydration Patch

Plastic Surgeon Creates Hot Seat Flip

Oral Surgeon Reassures Patients, "U Straight."

Doctor Says, "Welcome to the Renal-verse."

Hospital Plans Intervention, Doctor Has No Filter

Your Surgeon Could Taxi to the Operating Room

Doctor Wants to Wrench Around and Help

Psychiatrist Makes Writing Read Right

Doctor Plans to Box Covid

Doctor Wants to Put Hair on the Menu

Hospital to Onboard Physicians with Slumber Party

Doctor Wants to Recycle Intestinal Gas

Leisure Droids Make Stock Values, Arteries Healthier

Urologist Explores Cave During Urologic Procedure

Hospital Uses Rhyme to Improve Patient Safety

Child Coughs Like Man, Cries Like Baby

Infant with 1,000° F Temperature Seen Smiling and Playing in ER

Big Toe Massages to Start at Toe Jam

Your Pills Might Be Getting an Attitude

Speech Therapist Refuses to See Patients Without A Mouth

Neurosurgeon Uses Awful Music to Stimulate Neurons

ENT Doctor Says Dancing Isn’t Just for the Ballroom

Dr. Node Knows Why Hearts Run Fast

Letter to the Editor: Shut 'Em Up

Letter to the Editor: I'm Gonna Let it Shine

Doctor Loses Spelling Bee Due to Grumbling Stomach

Baby Seen Surfing In Utero

Doctor Uses Lemons to Power Sleep

Surgeon Seeks Improved Patient Satisfaction One Knot at a Time

Peek-A-Boo Method Could Revolutionize Patient Engagement

Gifted Infant Won’t Stop Saying, “Hun Yo’ Mouf!”

Hospital Uses Cold Shoulder to Increase Physician Efficiency